Dear Santa,
Hi Santa! I am Zoe and I love pie! Pie is better than you. You are not pie, so I do not like you as much. Here is a list of things I want for Christmas.
One thing you can get me is a lot of money for my family. My mom will be able to finish college. My sister too. Then we could buy pie to celebrate.
I also want to Raiders to start winning and go to and win the Superbowl. Then next year, I want the Bengals to go to the Superbowl and win. This would make my mom very happy.
I also want healing spells. With healing spells, no one would get any deadly diseases. They could also use them in war to save more lives.
I do find you a little creepy Santa, always watching and all, but these are the things I want, so if you want to be less creepy then get me these things.
Sincerely,
Zoe
P.S. If you can, I’d also like for the Bengals to play good for the rest of football, definitely better than Denver.